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Kankri x Reader Petstuck Chapter 4Kankri x Reader Petstuck Chapter 4 by turtlenecksandtea
The apartment smells like mac n’ cheese, and a tiny troll with a mermaid tail greets you as you step in. You feel Kankri’s grip around your neck tighten as the seadweller’s gaze travels up past you and to your shoulders.
“Hi?” he asks in a tone of wonder.
“Hello,” your troll replies, slightly imperiously, up on his towering 5 foot zero throne. You pry him off your shoulders and set him down on the couch, where the seadwelling troll approaches him in a guarded fashion.
“I’m Cronus,” he offers.
“My name is Kankri,” the redblood whispers, his voice shaking slightly.
When Cronus speaks again, he’s slightly contemptuous. “You don’t havwe pants.”
You cringe, feeling Roxy's judgemental gaze rest on you. It doesn’t seem to bother Cronus, who very seriously and with some kind of weird lisp you can’t quite place, tells Kankri, “Wvait here.” He waddles off into the other room, a
Kankri x Reader Petstuck Chapter 3Kankri x Reader Petstuck Chapter 3 by turtlenecksandtea
tG: i mean i know people sell them as pets but
tG: besides the fins cronus is literally a toddler there's no difference
tG: they're just different looking humans
kS: youre so right this whole thing is making me feel really weird
tG: i just bought a child this is so wrong
kS: neither of us are qualified
tG: it's way better than how the other places were treating them tho?
tG: pretty damn sure they were feeding this kid fish food
kS: oh my god
kS: kankri seems a little twitchy but he doesnt seem like he was abused exactly
tG: cronus is moody as hell but thats a toddler thing
tG: he seems pretty normal i mean he never shuts up
kS: ok thats it im coming over
tG: wait what
kS: maybe have some real food out please i havent eaten yet
kS: too busy being a pseudo-mom
kS: later alligator
Before she can further protest, you put your phone down and try to get up, but it takes you a moment to realize that Kankri is still on your lap. This presents a problem, as you sure as hell don’t want to
Kankri x Reader Petstuck Chapter 2Kankri x Reader Petstuck Chapter 2 by turtlenecksandtea
You two don’t exchange a word as you bundle him back, mostly because you’re not sure how much Kankri knows in the way of English. But finally, as you’re rounding the corner to your apartment, he says in a curious, small voice, “Where are we going?”
You almost stop in the middle of the crosswalk, you’re so surprised. Looking down at him, he flinches slightly. “I-I’m sorry!”
“It’s ok,” you respond, trying to keep yourself from freaking out about potentially having a conversation with an animal. “We’re going back to my apartment. You’re going to live with me.”
“M-me?” he responds cautiously. “You want to live...with me?”
That shattering sound? That was your heart breaking into a fucking million pieces.
You cuddle the troll closer and he squeaks slightly. “You’re very special,” you say in a low voice. “Of course I do.”
“I’m not sp
Kankri x Reader Petstuck Chapter 1Kankri x Reader Petstuck Chapter 1 by turtlenecksandtea
You really hate being alone. So what did you do? Talk a walk in the drizzle like the absolute fucking loser that you are.
You were just walking by the local neighborhood pet store, that’s all. Taking a little walk in the spring air after a miserable, rainy winter. And what did you see?
Trolls, that’s what.
You’ve always wanted one, but the price tags were enough to make you gulp and walk away fast. One with lower blood--orange, yellow, green--were reasonable for a suburban family of four, but not for a washed-up college student living alone. And highbloods? Forget about it. Even a blueblood costs more than your living bill a month.
The little gray humanoids tumble over each other in the window as you walk past. One with horns like fucking Satan cuddles with one with four itty-bitty stumps--it’s cute as hell is what it is.
A cat-like female stares at you with giant green eyes as you try not to look, for fear that your wallet will, for once, want to comply.
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